Two hundred and ten eggs, counted, obviously, twice. The only citizen who files her own returns in duplicate.
Kisi Farm · Fresh Eggs
Eggs laid this week, by hens with names.
Collected by hand every morning and packed the same day. Order by the crate; prices are set per order for now, so we quote you directly when you ask.
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From the laying diary
Recent egg milestones
Real moments from the flock, first eggs, hundredth eggs, well-earned laying breaks.
The Republic's most-awaited first egg. Certified within the hour, celebrated with a retroactive public holiday, answered with four words: 'I did my best.'
The President's running total, published in the Census by her own insistence: 'The Republic has no royal eggs.' Audited, at her request, by the opposition.