Kisi Farm

Kisi Farm · Fresh Eggs

Eggs laid this week, by hens with names.

Collected by hand every morning and packed the same day. Order by the crate; prices are set per order for now, so we quote you directly when you ask.

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From the laying diary

Recent egg milestones

Real moments from the flock, first eggs, hundredth eggs, well-earned laying breaks.

Egg No. 210

Halima

30 June 2026

Two hundred and ten eggs, counted, obviously, twice. The only citizen who files her own returns in duplicate.

First egg

Chidinma

2 June 2026

The Republic's most-awaited first egg. Certified within the hour, celebrated with a retroactive public holiday, answered with four words: 'I did my best.'

Egg No. 180

Adédoyin

20 May 2026

The President's running total, published in the Census by her own insistence: 'The Republic has no royal eggs.' Audited, at her request, by the opposition.